- Speaking of guitars, you seem to favor low-end models.
I don’t favor them — I can afford them. [laughs] I’m left-handed, and it’s not very easy to find reasonably priced, high-quality left-handed guitars. But out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. I’ve only owned two of them.
- What is it about them that works for you?
They’re cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small. They also don’t stay in tune, and when you want to raise the string action on the fretboard, you have to loosen all the strings and completely remove the bridge. You have to turn these little screws with your fingers and hope that you’ve estimated it right. If you screw up, you have to repeat the process over and over until you get it right. Whoever invented that guitar was a dork.
- It was Leo Fender.
I guess I’m calling Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I’ll never get an endorsement."
- kurt cobain, guitar world, 1992 (via girlcakes)
Quite possible the most terrifying realization in cartoon history.
one of these people is going to get off the island